this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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