im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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