Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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