She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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