around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My ATM looks so different sober.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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