I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I think I just sharted jello shots
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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