Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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