hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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