and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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