Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it was like eating out sand paper
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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