I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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