I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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