I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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