it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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