You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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