My room smells like vodka and shame
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
