if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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