Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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