ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
