There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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