Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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