"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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