So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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