Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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