So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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