Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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