I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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