So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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