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Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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