maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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