It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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