What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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