If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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