Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
