I want to have your abortion
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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