When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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