You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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