jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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