just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
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That's how twitter works, right?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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