Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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