His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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