Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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