I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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