He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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