I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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