I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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