ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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