What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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