Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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