Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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