Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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