Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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