I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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