Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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