whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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