That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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