I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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