Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I want to make a zoo with you.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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